- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Racial equality.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

hard cheese

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Why didn't the boy get his mom anything for her birthday? He was killed by a drunk driver years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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