Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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9 tottenham fans walk into a french bar 2 minutes later French fans attack them saying this is for making our history lessons boring 1 shouts ohh the holocaust French fans ash him even more 5 say there call the jew squard next minute there getting attacked by a bunch of kids and lying that there were 30 neo Nazi men.

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roses are red violets are blue

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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The Labour Party.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I dont know so why are you asking?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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