all hail based mark

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What does God say when a balck person is person is borned? "Another burnt one"

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

GAWS SI EKOJITNA

I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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