What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

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scientology.

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A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

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It's all Taggart

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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can you pass the soap?

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Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

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I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Refrigerator

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everybody loves raymond

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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joke under this line wins _________________________

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A French man gets into a fight

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What do you call a black man who has been killed? A dead person.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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