- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

It's 4/20. You know what that means? Today is a Wednesday

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

An Aisian failed a test

Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

No thank you, I don't like violence

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

Patient: "Doctor I think I might be a homosexual." Doctor: "How can you tell?" Patient: "RAAIIINNBOOOOWW!!!"

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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