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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Whats funnier than 24? Adam Sandler.

Justin Bieber.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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