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A man walked into his house to find that his wife was cheating on him with another man. He was furious, and killed himself

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

there was a black man his head looked like a peanut

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

A person from Singapore eats

What do you call a polar bear in the desert? Bobby Marksson.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut