Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

what is orange? an orange

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

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What's an Anti Joke?

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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