- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Q: What is black and can't support a family? A: A bowling ball

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there? The FBI. We need to check your house for dead bodies.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

One below was by me: Walter H

What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

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