- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

My three children are three big mistakes.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the boy cry? Because his mother died of a heart attack.

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Why was the man eaten by a tiger? Because tigers are carnivores, but why are they carnivores? Because they eat meat.

Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

The kid wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. But over hears sounds from his parents room. he looks through the keyhole. Then he comtinues walking and says. "Why does mom say i cant suck things?"

there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

Were do seamen live under the sea? A submarine!

How do you cure aids? Jonathon siezed to care as he proceeded to cry when he was told his lemons were over the weight of what he'd expected

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