Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

What sits in the corner of room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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