That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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You

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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How many Jews does it take to fill a shower? As many as it does to fill an ash tray.

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WHAT????

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause you're making me crazy! Are you from Haiti? I'm really sorry about all the disaster that's been happening there.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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