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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

Billy was curious if gasoline burns, so he decided to...... .... O crap I'm late for Billy's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Yo mama is so short, she has trouble reaching the top shelf.

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Why did the italian go to jail? because he had just robbed a bank and then brutally murdered his wife and kids.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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