A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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69 is a number not a sex poshion

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You wanna hear a joke? Me too

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

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Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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What did Voldermort say to harry potter? i raped you mum last night!

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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obama

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

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What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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