- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

Why do Native Americans own Casinos? Because it's a very profitable business situation.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

No soap radio

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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