what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

What is the difference?

Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

You had better thumbs up this post.

why was the kid sitting in a wooden chair? Because at the early age of four he was diagnosed with cancer and genital warts!

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

This statement is false.

U mad?

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

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