- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had Down-Syndrome.

What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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