A man buys a prius

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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A blonde has a headache, so she goes to the doctor. The doctor prescribes some Advil, she takes it, and then feels significantly better.

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Yo mama is so ugly that the devil warships her.

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What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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why did the chicken cross the road? becasue he wanted to. also he didnt want to be involved in the holocost

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Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

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An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

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roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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