how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Wanker

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Guess who is violent. Osama

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a shovel? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

Q: Why is it funny to laugh at gay men? A: They like men.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

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