Q: Why did the policeman stare at the big-breasted victim? A: She was dead.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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why did the goat go up the ladder? because its ladder goat

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

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Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? By grounding her.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

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knock knock, Whos there ? ( runs away ) trololololololololol

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What did the gay man see when he looked out the window? A UPS truck that was shipping a monkey

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I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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