Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

My wife came up to me and said, "I want you to make me scream with 2 fingers!" So I poked her in the eyes!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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