Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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What do you call a mexican man working at a Taco Bell? A young man freshly out of high-school, who could not get into college because his family is sadly struck with poverty. He also has a baby on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection when having relations with his girlfriend while he was intoxicated. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I got to go now Gonna take a poo.

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In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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Knock knock. Whos there. Your landlord. Your landlord who? Bitch, i'm here with your eviction notice you haven't paid rent in weeks

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

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How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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My computer crashed today I was watching porn.

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Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar... However, it's really busy, so they leave and go to a different bar.

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"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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