4 men walk into a bar... Don't jump to conclusions! They were gay.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Kefka > Sephiroth

Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

what is orange? an orange

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Vote this down and get DOXED

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Women's Rights

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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