I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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PENIS

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

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What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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A postal worker creeps past a sleeping bulldog. The dog does not wake up, and the mail is delivered successfully.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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whats black and blue and white all over A little caucasian boy who is being abused by his parents

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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A man buys a prius

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Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

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Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

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