I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

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9/11

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In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

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why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

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I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! Win a few Lose a few I'm Donald Trump!

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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