- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did Tim sit on the chair? Because potato.

"The hills are alive..." Impossible, hills can never be alive.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

whats funny about a jew burning? Nothing......

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Boys have swag, real men have class

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Where did the guy who shot his neighbor go? Jail, because he was caught, sent to court, and was convicted of murder.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

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