- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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