a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

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What's the difference between a chicken and a 3 legged dog? There are numerous differences. I will not however go into the biological explanations of these differences.

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What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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what do you do when you see the klu klucks klan ? act white

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How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he had poor coordination.

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Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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