- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Homonyms should be band.

vote this down and i will DOX you

You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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