- Anti Joke

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why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What did the three sixteen year old boys do to the homeless man late at night? Wished him a happy birthday and gave him a meal

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

The air is green The grass is blue I'm bot stoned.. I'm just high

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

A jewish man runs into a wall with an erection. He broke his nose.

What do you call a black man in space An astronaut

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

what is worse than tripping over a tree root? getting mauled by a 60 foot bear

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

what goes woof ? A dog.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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