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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

David: Hey dude, I'm so hungry! Jose: Yeah me too David: Wanna get some food? Jose: No, I lied.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

im saul and i love cock

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A man walks into a bar, then he leaves and goes home

why did the white man read the New York Times? because HuffPo is horrible. I mean, it's so so so shitty. it's like a wannabe buzzfeed, which ought to say it all.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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