Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Jimmy Saville

Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

What did little Timmy find at the bottom of the well? The fact that he could no longer breathe and thus causing him to drown.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To blow up a train

Whats worse being raped by jack the ripper or being fingered by captain hook

What's the difference between a duck? A toothbrush, because a car only has four doors!

What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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