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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? This would be unlikely to happen, as it would cut the story short.

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I blackmailed his family with rape from Ronald mcdonald

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Whats worse than losing your phone? Buying a new one and then losing that

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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