- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Two worms in you apple what worse than 2 worms in your apple? Two holocausts

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

Bags of delicious poop.

Whats worse than a bee sting? -Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? -The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? -Three bee stings.

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

Who is John Galt?

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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