- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should children always be nice? Because the evil christmas demon KRAMPUS will rip their ears off, put them in a bag and beat them with a stick!

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

A girlfriend told her boyfriend it soaked all the way through. She screwed up their art project.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

What do you call a gay Chinese math teacher? A gay Chinese math teacher.

This one time at band camp....

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

So two cannibals are eating a clown. Cannibal one: Does this taste funny to you? Cannibal two: Considering that this man was a clown he must have been in poverty so he resulted to being an alcoholic and maybe over dosed on over the counter drugs. Cannibal one: Thank you for that reasonable answer.

What did Sam Houston Say to Jim Bowie when he say all the Mexicans coming Towards the Alamo? That's a lot of Mexicans.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? One is a vegetable and the other is a human being.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What's the difference between a fat man and a little boy? Despite the fact that they were dropped on two different cities, one was made out of uranium, the other was made out of plutonium.

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