- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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