A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

Get on the boat.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

cum on guys, gay jokes are mean

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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