Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What happens when a black man spills all of his grape soda? He cleans it up and recycles the empty can

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

what happened when glen haire jumped of a high building? he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Knock Knock Who's there? The IRS. You've been convicted of tax evasion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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A duck walks into a bar, but he is kicked out because he is not 21

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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