What did the teenage girl get for her birthday? Pregnant.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

H o m o comes out as homo

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

It's The Only Crayon The illustrator had?

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

Q: How do you fit 30 Jews in one car? A: Two in the front, two in the back, and the rest in the ash tray.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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