What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

womens rights

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

what's mouthwatering and smells like fish? salmon

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

how bout that airplane foood!!!1

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Logan's gay

Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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