You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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how do you get out of a room with no windows or doors? you don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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Anti Joke

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