mark lawson likes boys

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Why do you put babies in the blender feet first? To hear them scream.

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wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

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Limerick There once was a man from mass whos balls were made out of brass he clank them together to make stormy weather and lightning came out of his ass

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

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What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

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Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

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Why didn't the Baby wake up? Because it was dead

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we've got a drink named after you!". The grasshopper turns and says "You've got a drink named Steve?"

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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-Knock Knock - Who's there? - Child Protective Services, we have multiple reports of you abusing several of your children...

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*knock knock* "Who's there?" "It's the police, I'm afraid your husband was in a car crash and died."

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