- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

If I met your mom before you was born, you would still be born.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

the horse walks into the bar the bartender calls the pet control

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Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck would chuck wood? I don't know. The woodchuck won't chuck wood.

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

A Blonde arives at the airport late, and misses her flight. The airline provides her with a complimentary ticket for a later flight and she departs on that.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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