- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

What is the definition of a "crying shame"? Very similar to the definition of a shame, but moreso.

Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

Why does people with tourettes curse so much? Fuck should I know?

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

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