- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? I throw a refrigerator at him.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A blonde walked into a bar.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama Bin Laden

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

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