An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that if she sat on me, she would crush my skull and kill me.

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a monk are standing near a cliff. They say that they are of the best religion. The priest jumps off the cliff and says "God save me", he dies. The rabbi says "Allah save me", he dies. The monk says "Buddha save me" he is saved, in relief he says "Oh thank God" he dies

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Who's a pedophile and not afraid to show it? The clown from McDonald

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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