Nicole: Shove it where the sun don't shine! Katlyn: I'm richer than you! Nicole: Shut your frickin' mouth! Katlyn: You'll be bankrupt! (This conversation was recorded while Nicole and Katlyn were playing Monopoly. They both died in a car accident later that day...)

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy mushroom soup in my testicles belly Buton cheese.com ( tickle my. Nipple frog)

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

Magic! Well not really, you see, people that are stressed have the tendency to remain far longer into the state of hypnosis because their body conciously and subconciously (I am typoing it, but I cant bother to type it correctly fuck it) seek out the state of peace that hypnosis gives more often. Anyway, I know another thing that helps relieve stress, cough... Now, did you know that if you push your nose upwards slightly, you will feel a finger between your legs? its because nerve endings are connected that way, give it a go.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.