Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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your moms my other ride

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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roses are red grass is green your little ugly a*s makes me wanna scream

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken just lost his job and has entered into a deep depression. He was going to commit suicide at the local KFC, but as he walked into the KFC, he saw a beautiful woman. They lived a full and happy life together until the chicken died of old age. Turns out the woman was blind, and partially deaf.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

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I don't know about anybody else, but I just watched a part of a My Little Pony episode, and there's something about them that makes you want to come back and watch more. It's wierd, like mind control. Has anyone noticed this?

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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A seal walks into a club... the seals freinds later inform him they are now at a bar the seal then walks into the bar... the seal was later beaten to death

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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Anti Joke

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