- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

why did Helen Keller cross the road? she didn't, she wasn't able to find it

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Anywhere from 2-8, depending on the size of the vehicle.

A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see.

Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Your mam is so fat.

Why did the guy have one shoe? Because he took one shoe off at a time

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