You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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What's harder than winning an argument with a woman. Lonsdaleite which has recently been declared the hardest substance known to man, and can withstand 58% more stress than the hardest diamond crystal.

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What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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why was the woman afraid of her bestfriend he raped her

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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How many amoebas does it take to change a light bulb? Depending on your religious belief and the variation in evolutionary growth, a full study on the answer would require immense time and be very costly. I would also not feel comfortable providing an answer based on opinion or estimated guess. The answer is therefor be inconclusive.

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Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

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Where was little Sara when the bomb went off? Everywhere. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" Sara's hands

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why did the holocaust not die because black people are scared of fuck

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Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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I have the answer to why the child stepped on a ball-he was dumb

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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