Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

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Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

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Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

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Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

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A Black guy and a Mexican guy walk into the bar. The bar tender offers to buy them a round of drinks because he can tell they had a hard day at the office.

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Sammi suck kyles chode

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Joke

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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It says so on your cap.

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hi

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Whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What do you call a hit and run victim with multiple injuries? An ambulance.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bipolar NO I'M NOT!!

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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