- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was homeless and dead.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

hi mom

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

roses are red violets are blue

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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