Barack Obama plays basketball

pretty soon we'll all be dead

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Womans baksetball...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

Why'd Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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