After pursuing a speeding vehicle for 10km at speeds ranging from 120 - 160km/h, the police officer managed to stop the driver. The driver of the vehicle rolled down the window and asked, "What seems to be the problem officer?" to which the police officer replied, "It sounds like one of your cylinders is firing incorrectly, you have a fairly large amount of carbon build-up on and around your exhaust pipe."

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Why was Rodney afraid of Chung Lee? Because Chung Lee is an intimidating person, capable of literally ripping your face off.

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had a gun to its head

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How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

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Knock knock Who's there? To To who? No, Sir, it is "to whom"

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Compton

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How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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Womens rights

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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What do cows in Africa say? Moo

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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What did the man with aids say? "I'm dying and there is nothing you can do about it"

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Why did the pirate get kicked out of the pirate movie? He killed 7 people while looking for treasure under the seats.

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A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

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Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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