Why did the boy have a rash? He didn't, it was a birthmark.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

A woman leaves the kitchen.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

Knock Knock. Who's there *gun shot*

Why didn't cancer cross the road? Because it was to busy taking my family.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

I shot a bitch.

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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