why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

thumb_up thumb_down -15

You're flying above the Kansas Ocean, you lose your brakes and have to paddle all the way to shore. How many dogs can you fit on a carousel? Blue, because Ice Cream is cold.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A Jew walks into Macy's

thumb_up thumb_down -15

*knock knock* Who's there? ...Who's there?... *opens door to find a dead baby on the front door step*

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

thumb_up thumb_down -15

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

A mum and a dad were having guests round for dinner. The daughter overheard them arguing. Dad was calling mum a b*tch and mum was calling dad a b*stard. The daughter asked them what it meant and they just said, "oh, it just means ladies and gentlemen". Later, when mum was doing her makeup, she dropped it and said oh "sh*t". Daughter asked what it meant and mum replked "it's just another word for makeup". After that, dad dropped the turkey and said "oh, F*ck!" Daughter asked what it meant and he replied "its another word for cooking". When the guests arrived, the daughter answered the door, and said "hello b*tches and b*stards. Mums upstairs stuffing sh*t on her face and dads in the kitchen f*cking the turkey".

thumb_up thumb_down -15

what did one swedish guy say to another swedish guy? I dont speak russian

thumb_up thumb_down -15

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

thumb_up thumb_down -17

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops