Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Q: How did the Irishman die? A: He was old.

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Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

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homosexuals are gay

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

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What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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