whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What happenend after the chicken tried to cross the road? a KFC opend

Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

one bright morning in the middle of the night two dead boys got up to fight back to back they faced each other drew thier swords and shot each other a deff policeman heard this noise came and shot the two dead boys if you dont believe this lie is true ask the blind man he saw it too

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Why is the duck? Because it has two feet the same.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Lets go Yankees

why was the man sad? his wife died

What do you call a black man walking on the side of a road? A Pedestrian

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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