"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

If an anti joke is told, and it is about an aunty is it an aunty anti joke? Adolf Hitler.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

No your aunties a joke

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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