Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Black guys shoot. White guys have small penises. Black guys steal. White guys have keep money. Black guys are broke. That's what she said.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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A train poops its pants.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

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John lazzaro likes dick

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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