- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

A sober Irish individual.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What is your bill about? Clinton

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

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