What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesnt mean their not there...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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MySpace.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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