what do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? a surgeon.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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FOOL TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, building up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was black

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im a willy bum bum

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