Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

do you currently smoke? i hope not.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

A girl cries as she drops a box of uncooked spaghetti noodles, spilling and breaking them onto the floor. She has brittle bone disease.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Matt is a Duster!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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