What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

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Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

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what do you call a white guy on a bus load of blacks guys? probably his name...

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why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

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Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

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Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

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True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

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How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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