A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why did the black homeowner declare bankruptcy on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by continuing to pay his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why was the Mexican in pain? Someone hit him with a frying pan 5 times across the face.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

69

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Hey did you see Helen Keller's dress? No, she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

One time I walked into a fat kid..

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

MySpace.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops