Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad that this joke took your mind off your terminal cancer?

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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Replacement Referees

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bish bash bosh giz a nosh

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

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What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

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Woman rights.

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when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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a horse walkes into a bar... never mind that's just Sarah Jessica Parker

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What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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