- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have an erection My mom!

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

The Pittsburgh Pirates

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

My penis is big... not.

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