So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

kesha is a virgin.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Did you hear about the guy who came onto his best friend's wife? Yeah, she handed him some kleenex after and told him to wipe it off.

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

What do you call a black guy with no hair? Bald

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

But who would want to sell us out and why?

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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