- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

whats worse than a kane nothing

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

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