What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Whats wrong with that Nothing

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what do you call a black man living in Brooklyn making over ten-thousand dollars a week? a hard worker

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

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What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

Do you know why Justin Bieber is so successful? Because he is a talented dancer-singer who was lucky enough to be discovered by pop music icon Usher.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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