- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

what gets louder as it get smaller? a baby in a blender

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why was 2 afraid of 3? Because 345!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What do you call a kid with cancer? screwed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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