- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they are run over by a steam roller? Dead

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

One day an Indian boy asked his father why they have such long names? The dad answered him in a such a simple and concise way, that the little boy understood.

Why did the man get a tattoo? A: he wanted to express himself.

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Whats small yellow and cant swim? A short bus full of autistic children.

Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What's red, black, and green all over? A dead black bear. Just no green.

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

I think poop is tasty... just kidding.

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