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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

dad said he had to drop the kids off at the pool what does that mean mom? honey it means dad has to take a shit beacuase shit looks like retarded black kids with down sydrome

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Whatever their name is.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

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