- Anti Joke

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

I LOVE MASTURBAITING ALL DAY!!!!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents