How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

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what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

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Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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Do you want to hear a joke?!?!?!?!?!?! A happy orphan

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

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Why did the woman accuse a black man of stealing from a bank? Because she was eating a cornmuffin on the bench across the street when she saw a black man,stealing money from a bank

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because in between 6 and 7 there used to be the number § but 7 raped and murdered it.

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one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

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Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

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A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

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What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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A have a black guy in my family tree. He married my cousin a few years back

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Q: What do Magic Johnson and Freddie Mercury have in common? A: Freddie Mercury is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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