- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar....

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

Person 1: "Ask me if I'm a rock." Person 2: "Are you a rock?" Person 1: "No."

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Want to hear a joke? No.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

What is similar about a white person and a white fence? Mexicans jump them.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Several occupants leave as they realise the danger of the large animal.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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