- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

Whats the difference between a car and a baby? I would have a hard time throwing a car.

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

there are two muffins in an oven. one says "its getting hot in here". the other says " oh my gosh!!! its a talking muffin!!!"

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

A: Knock Knock B: ...

Female rights.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

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