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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have AIDS".

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

Q: Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? A: Oh, I'm terribly sorry sir, I’ll replace this with a fresh bowl of soup and I’ll have a word with the manager to see if we can deduct a sum from your bill for the inconvenience we have caused you

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

How many of my Dad's "fishing buddies" have gone down to the basement for a "meeting", but never returned? 37 so far. I'm concerned. I seriously have never seen my dad fish. Pretty sure he doesn't own a fishing pole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

Jason's Wife said to him I love you before I left to head to work, Jason then went back inside to see no one was there and he remembered his wife died in 2009.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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