What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

A Chinese kid fails his math test.

Banana Hamock.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

Why did the dog in Detroit die in the street? It was stabbed.

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

sorry got to poo

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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