Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he has a serious anger problem.

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

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How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

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What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

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Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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