- Anti Joke

what do you call a prostitute with AIDS? Most likely her first name, unless of course you know her and it is normal for you to refer to her by a nickname or some shorter version of her proper first name.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

A man walks into a bar The bar now has a hole in it.

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: How did Mary get frostbite A: Her mother locked her in a freezer

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Your mom as so fat that I'm gonna give you the name of this doctor because I really care for you...... And don't want to see you so stressed because she is so fat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis