whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity; by calculating the sum of a divergent series.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

Two farmers are sitting in a cold field. One asks, "Cold day, isn't it?" The other farmer doesn't respond as he has been frozen to death and because of his death, he is unable to respond.

What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

womens rights.

Pull my finger ouch..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff, Whats not pink and fluffy? Sexual assault.

Sarah Palin

homosexuals are gay

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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