Start by getting your fucking ass off this site and get me the fucking money asap yourself! And your contact information! Fuck your "eye for an eye" piece of shit example, I want redemption! If I am to live with self respect after losing a FUCKING EYEBALL! I demand that you lose EVERYTHING YOU HOLD DEAR! YOU FUCKING QUEER HYPOCRITE! And I am not asking that you take away everything, I will take everything you hold dear away from you myself! Then again, why do that when I can get straight to the source and break your spine, and that is just the first step to making you wish you where dead! That you end up begging me for THE SWEET MERCY OF DEATH! Listen, if you want to talk, lets talk, if you claim to be so fucking powerful get on a goddamn jet and get over here yourself, no goons, no "shadows", no "followers" of "your order" when you present it, and "our order" when YOU FUCK UP! Only then will I "listen to reason", it is only reasonable you come out of your fucking hiding place and face me! I wont fight you, I wont kill you, but you better get your fucking face over here yourself.

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Black, det er geita, banke driten ut av Anders, han griner, dreper ikke, vil du ha telefonen eller? Jeg kommer med den litt senere, skal bare tørke blodet først pønsha han hardt i tryne blør ifra knyttnevene, skal jeg knekke bena på han eller noe? Geita. Ps Pen fitte har du flere bilder av a elle? Hvilket rom?

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A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A baseball, bat, and a glove.

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Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

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Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

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what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

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How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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How do you make an elf sad? Murder his family.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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