say it ten times fast: oh

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Don't quote me on this Nero, but she kinda deserves it, she should know better, its not like you have gotten this far by not knowing your limits, even if you tend to break them way too often. Can you get rid of the hallucinations with your mind alone? If not get to sleep asap! And stay asleep for a month or so, and if they somehow cant feed your system intravenously, they can all get the fuck out of there.

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What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

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What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

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So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

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A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Shea's sty....

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Do u take sugar?

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

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Dyslexics have more nuf!

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Why did the man cross the road? He was hungry and homeless, and in search of chicken.

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Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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