Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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What is worse than getting a bad grade on a test. Having your family dog bled out in front of you, bitch.

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Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

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When A Shouty Man Goes Into His House. His Sister Nearly Kills Him So When A Shouty Man Goes Into A Library. The Books Try To Kill Him.

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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