- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

A Pakistani news reader.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

Your momma so fat, she's fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? The baby is not a car.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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