Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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why was the old man cold? ...WHY?

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What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

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Hey, have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. Neither has he.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

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Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

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September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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