- Anti Joke

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

A blind man walks into a wall.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

Yo mamma so stupid Her IQ is sub par

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a mustang? I dont have a mustang in my garage.