A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

whats white jizz

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Knock knock

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

wots brown and smells like shite shite

What's worse than getting dumped? Being molested by a crazy hobo

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

Q: Why do some women insist they don't have penises or testicles? All humans have penises and testicles! A: These women have been brainwashed by feminism. It's quite sad, really.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

knock knock whos their a person

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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