You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

Why did no one throw a fridge at the boy on the swing? Because fridges are heavy.

If you were a cactus, why?

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

4 hours later.

How many cops does it take to change a lightb- [Beaten to death by cops]

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

How many batteries does it take to run a car 1 a car battery

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

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