Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

hi

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

Derp

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by a giant elephant.

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

look at the top of your screen. now look down. I MADE YOU DO THAT

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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