One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

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A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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So there were two... sigh... I hate my life....

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

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Jim: You know whats funny? Bob: What? Jim: The 28th Amendment.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Some people like melon and others like soup.

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What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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What do 9 out of 10 people like? Gang rape.

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Mark Twain, Jesus, and Bill Gates are sitting at a bar. Someone messed with the space time continuum again.

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John Stamos.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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