- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why did the black guy get kicked out of school? Because he was poor academically.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

Knock Knock .... Knock Knock .... Pum Pum Pum .... LAPD! open the door!

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Justin Beiber sings. people don't listen.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

titanic vs 9/11 who would win? Well the titanic backwards is a ship which saves lives and 9/11 backwards is a building on fire spitting out airplanes

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

Your adopted.....

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

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