- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

Your momma is so old that she might die soon!

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

Choir.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

What is white and can't climb trees? Powdered sugar.

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Depends. Some are vegetarians or vegans, while most eat a mixture of vegetables and meat.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

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