you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

Stop. Seriously stop.

You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

lol

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

What does the rubbish do when it is depressed? It breaks down.

Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

you gay?

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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