- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Are you okay? Here, let me take you to the hospital." The woman is now healing nicely.

Whats worse then this joke? Its punchline.

What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

A blind man watches TV

Who is Jim Wonderbread? A whorrible person

my dick is like a bridge. i dont know why.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

I'm on the ABC diet. The ABC stands for: Americans British Chinese I eat humans.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

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