Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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a person who will soon die of beeties

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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If you see a pink banana, you are color blind.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Train A leaves the station at 1:42 while traveling in 176kmh. How long will it take for the conductor to realize the bridge it ou... Too long.

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So when I came home from work the other day, I saw tha my dog was foaming at the moth, so I took him to the vet It turns out that my dog didn't have a thing for marshmallows but had rabies instead and was promptly put down.

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I saw my friend stabbing a girl. i asked what is he doing "Oh im just killing time" turns out the girls name is Time Demson. What a weird name i thought to myself.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl pee? Because the "p" is silent

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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I regret everything.....

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't. It's dead.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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