what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

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What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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What happened to Liam? He Died.

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Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a psychopath, that's why.

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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I will create more jobs for americans

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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CAS

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What did the anti-social man say to a girl Nothing

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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