A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Hillary Clinton

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

a man made a beautiful colorful picture and hit print. the printer then grew a mind of its own and did the most horriffic and evil thing ever; he printed it in black and white.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

#Cutforbieber - Cole g.

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

A horse walks into a barn.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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