- Anti Joke

Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

What happens when you leave Toby alone in your house? He eats your carpet, some pillows, ur dog, ned, neds dog and a glass panel. This is why 2 +h = plugger +Mount Everest (I is potato annoying). Bonjour.

You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

I hope the Angels win the pennant No pun intended

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

He--Hey guys