- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? .....Neither have they.

How do you get a tower to move? Hit it with a plane.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ?... because he was dead

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

Kids are cheering about the confetti at a birthday party, the mom says the twin towers just collapsed.

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They're both purple... except for the elephant.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

What is the saddest thing in a porno? He doesn't really love her.

Robin, get in the car!

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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